Secret Service Parties Down Again

A Secret Service agent assigned to duties in Miami during a campaign visit by Barak Obama was found intoxicated to the point of unconsciousness on a street corner by local law enforcement and placed under arrest this week. You may remember an incident earlier this year when Secret Service agents working in Columbia during a presidential visit there were found to have not only engaged in enthusiastic consumption of adult beverages but also hired and then refused to pay ladies of the evening for their services. The idea of an armed federal employee with literally the license to kill staggering around in a drunken stupor is just too frightening to contemplate.