There's been something of an outcry over the idea that a US Representative with a seat on House Intelligence Committee has perhaps engaged in sexual hanky panky with a lady that might be an employee of Chinese intelligence. Writers like Thomas Lifson of the American Thinker can come up with all manner of reasons why this kind of behavior might spell the end of the American empire. Really?
Accepting the fact that Swalwell probably doesn't have a Mensa membership card and received his committee spot from fellow Californian Nancy Pelosi as a spoils grant that wasn't based on a merit test, why should we care? Sure, we should recognize the fact that if Swalwell had a germ of intelligence he would have used his international relationship from 2015 as evidence that he was investigating the lady himself.
But no, we are to believe that any normal male that engages in coitus with a female is highly likely to reveal state secrets in the relaxation of its aftermath. People have read too many silly books and watched too many James Bond movies.
How do we know that Chicom interrogators aren't even now performing their version of waterboarding on Christine Fang to discover how much she has failed to reveal about the inner workings of Swalwell's mind? In fact, the US intelligence community, all of those acronymal agencies, should regularly publish lists with the name, address and phone number of suspicious Chinese babes that healthy, young American males can seek out for the very purpose of compromising themselves for the country's advantage. Isn't there a chance that they could turn these foreign vixens into intelligence assets with a memorable roll in the hay?
Or is this further evidence, if any is needed, of the feminization of America, where women, even women from the hell on earth that is China, are far more wily than American political figures?
Wait a minute! I got it backwards. Swalwell is one of a little more than 500 of the most powerful government figures in the country and hence one of the most powerful figures of that kind in the world. A living symbol of white, male privilege. Poor Feng Feng, probably an orphan or maybe a teen-age runaway, has been forced into espionage by the power-mad CCP in its goal of erasing their biggest market from the face of the earth. We should incarcerate Swalwell for being, well, for being who he is, and request that the CCP send Fang Fang back to the US where she can enroll in some sort of diversity course at Cal State Fullerton or Bezerkley.
