Saving Water With Plastic

The answer to the dearth of fresh water is plastic toilets. It's also the answer to the enormous expense of updating America's crumbling sub-terranean sewer infrastructure. Instead of digging up and replacing plugged and rusted pipe, simply abandon it and place a plastic toilet outside every home and business in the country. Of course, that will mean that further millions of gallons of fresh water will be available, perhaps flooding low-lying areas and filling basements. Just the same, much water will be saved and building owners won't be faced with the expense of sophisticated bathrooms. The money can be spent on special access features for the handicapped instead.