Levi Johnston's Girlfriend is Pregnant!

But it's not Bristol Palin. Get this, the media keeps us informed of the reproductive peccadilloes of the 21 year-old ex-boyfriend of the daughter of the woman that unsuccessfully ran for the position of vice-president of the US four years ago but they still haven't been able to give us the name of one girl that now president Barak Hussein Obama dated in high school or college.